The Con Artist: A Novel by Fred Van Lente

Author:Fred Van Lente [Van Lente, Fred]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Quirk Books
Published: 2018-07-10T05:00:00+00:00

Heading out to my hotel to get changed before the Kirbys, I was once again steeped in a flow of human molasses, so I looked at the flier the not-pedicabbie had handed me: It depicted a Slave Leia, chin cocked sneeringly at the camera, holding Jabba the Hut’s severed head on a platter in her left hand and her own chain in her right. The metal leash snaked down and around the neck of a hunky Han Solo kneeling at her side; he was clad in nothing but his black vest, pleading like an S&M client with his dick tucked tastefully between his thighs. “RULE 34 GEEK BURLESQUE,” it said over the top. “Sex-Positive * All Genders/Orientations Welcome * Pop-Up This Saturday Night Only Midnight.”

There was something strange about the flyer that I couldn’t quite put my finger on.

Until I realized that the woman dressed as Slave Leia was my mysterious pedicabbie.

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